Have you ever felt the need- nay, the urge to look like a firefly hanging on to dear life? Well I have just the thing for you. The new fitness trend that is called Bodyblade, which is pretty much a blade with a handle on the middle which you wiggle like crazy and which miraculously gets you that toned look that fireflies all over the world desire. I mean people, sorry. That people desire. This revolutionary piece of fitness equipment is said to be a complete vibration training system. As complete, some would say, as shaking a random stick, and probably just as effective, but with more of that thrilling danger of hitting yourself in the face if you get too enthusiastic. So really, this is the tool we’ve all been waiting for. You want to try it? Knock yourself out. Literally.