9. Anti-gravity Treadmill
While we’re on the topic of „equipment to run on and look like a klutz” here’s the latest hit: The Anti-Gravity Treadmill. This machine boasts on helping you recover from injuries by taking some of that pesky body weight off your legs, allowing you to run faster and faster. Not only does it seem to place your lower half in a bubble-like environment as if it’s quarantined (what’s wrong with your legs anyway?), but it boasts on improving performance and on drastically reducing the time it takes to run a mile or two. Really? So if your body is half-suspended and the effort of “anti-gravity running” is a small fraction of what it would be with normal running, you say your numbers will look better by comparison? Well please, don’t let actual science distract you from achieving your true peak performance of running without actually running, so go ahead and buy it!